Sunday, January 10, 2010

2009 First Lines Meme

First line of first post of each month of 2009:

January--The stereotype that knitters are nice, kind, matronly and would never ever break in and vandalize their friends homes with 3 giant party packs of balloons is wrong.

February--A year ago my friend Selena's daughter had a double lung transplant.

March--I feel like I need to write something heartfelt and elegant about the past few days, but right now I can't.

April--Yesterday I destashed a full third of my stash.

May--The most recent episode of the videocast Let's Knit2gether features discloth knitting and *drumroll please* a Dyeabolical yarn giveaway!

June--I swear this is the last post about my apartment this week.

July--There are few things I need to complain loudly about before I get on with my day.

August--Instead of taking it easy after the wool tried to kill me, I decided to get back on that horse and dyed up 48 skeins of sock yarn, all one-of-a-kind (my favorite kind).

September-The Strange Folk Festival is getting near!

October--Strange Folk was awesome, but exhausting.

November--It's National Novel Writing month, National Blog Posting month, I'm pretty sure it is National Sweater Knitting month but I could be wrong there, and it is the month of Thanksgiving. [That sentence is exactly why I need an editor]

December--1.5" of garter to go and I'll be finished with my February Lady Sweater made from my own Cotton Slub yarn.