Saturday, July 31, 2010

I'm trying to write my bio for The Fiber Cooperative online fiber market. My space starts running tomorrow, so I really need to get it written. So far this is all I've got:
I dye yarn. Why is this cat tapping me with his paw? Forgot cat food. Damn. Bored. Bored. Bored. I dye yarn. I knit. I drink coffee. I"m awesome. I'm awesome except 2 people mistook me for a dude today. Sam's sample pusher offered me men's deoderant and got all confused when I reached for the ladies. I hate being called a lady. Prolly why she called me a dude. DUDE. Doooood. Too old to say dude. I should blog this. Stupid cat. Bored still.

 So...yeah, great big waste of my time trying to do this.

[Update: About 10 minutes after I posted this blog post I managed to pound out an okay bio. Apparently I just need to blog first. Yay blog!]